Masturbating, Photo by Dainis Graveris on Unsplash
Well in 3 months, you can imagine that even if my sex life is not too bad, although for some time now… In short in 3 months, I felt like masturbating, taking care of my little flower by myself.
In Paris, I might as well tell you that if I didn’t have a green thumb for the plants in my apartment, this one on the other hand was treated with a lot of consideration.
Except that here, in a hostel, it’s more complicated… I have drastically reduced the frequency of my little moments of solitary pleasure… Besides, I’m not the only one here.
IT’S DIFFICULT TO MASTURBATE IN A DORMITORY…
I don’t remember who could have brought it up (Don’t you dare point a finger at me!!). But as we shared our experiences, we realized that it was a common problem for all of us.
When you live here for a few weeks, you quickly realize that these “everyday” gestures (way of speaking, of course…) become more complicated when you share your room with three, four or six people.
Can you imagine slipping a few fingers into your intimacy, hidden under the duvet of course… but surrounded on all sides by roommates? Yeah, it does make it a little strange. Well, I’m not judging, some people might like it. Personally, I’m a bit stuck in my ways…
ASSESS THE SITUATION
Today, I can’t take it anymore, I’m as excited as ever, and I don’t have a beautiful stallion to play with for a while. Ouch, how do I do it, my fingers are wiggling, my pelvis is wiggling. Before I find myself rubbing against the saddle of my bike in the street, I’d better have a little moment to myself.
What time is it already? No, because if it’s an hour when everyone’s asleep, it’s already simpler, no problem of discretion… Well, that means no dildo, I wouldn’t want the vibrations to wake up my roommates. I don’t normally moan, so I should be fine.
I’m listening, is anyone awake? All clear!
During the day, it’s a bit more complicated. Everyone on the ground floor, no one in the room, the coast is clear… But for how long. Ouch, what if someone comes in…
The best option is still the shower…
IN THE SHOWER…
My eyes are sparkling, I hide my sextoy in my rolled towel, I still take my shower gel, I have to give the change. I smile more than usual and run to the bathroom.
Oh boy, a shower stall is available. Unfortunately, the others are taken. If one is silent, the other one gets a musical. It could be fun, it could cover up the vibrating noises, except it takes me away from my naughty ideas of the moment.
Ah, she’s finished, I’m standing under the hot water waiting for everyone to leave the room. I track down the suspicious noises, and hop, little scenario in my mind… Brr Brr Brr Brr… My rabbitt is doing his job wonderfully, I’m savouring the moment.
Hmmm I feel it’s coming, I’m too focused to hear the door open. On the other hand, I hear very distinctly, Cam the hostel manager saying to me : ” Bellanger, you take a long shower today ? ! ». His tone leaves no doubt that he understood. And the sound of my dildo would have swept away the last glimmers of suspicion anyway… Oops….
Dildo’s off, I pretend nothing’s wrong and I take a normal shower…
MASTURBATE IN BED?
The shower is nice, but I don’t know about you, but I enjoy lying down for these little moments of sweetness. It’s nice to let your whole body go, to let it stretch, undulate between the sheets to the rhythm of the shivers of desire.
And then in the shower, it’s hard to pick up the phone to watch a little porn movie. You don’t want it to get wet, the headphones aren’t water proof and there’s no question of turning the sound up to full volume. Anyway, you can try…
So the bed is the best place, if you can’t do without a naughty little movie that stimulates your libido and your fantasies.
Hop I’m quiet under the duvet. The snoring of my roommates tells me they’re all sound asleep. I leave my dildo, too noisy in the middle of the night, I should be content with my expert fingers. I’m tapping on my phone in search of THE video that will have me coming in just a few minutes. All right, I found it.
I check 5 times if my headphones are well plugged in, if they won’t stand me up in the middle of a very sporty frolic. And I play the video. My fingers are skilful, and normally, if no movement from my roommates interrupts my flight, in a few minutes, the pleasure spreads in my blood like the most wonderful drug.
If I listened to myself, I would start again almost immediately.
That, of course, is the ideal version. I might as well tell you that it doesn’t usually happen like that. First, you have to go to bed after all your roommates, wait until you’re sure everyone’s asleep, and then…
Sometimes, too tired, I give up, hoping my dreams will do the rest…
And then the cravings don’t always come at night. In the middle of the day, I can’t hold back any longer, I have an irrepressible urge. The shower requires too much logistics, I already took one a few hours before. All my roommates are downstairs, I hurry to my bed.
Hop hop, under the duvet, the bed hidden under a sheet. No time to lose, video, Dildo or finger, headphones, and here we go…
It’s fast, and a little stressful, but it’s good!
Except when Seb comes in a few minutes before the delivery, exclaiming “Don’t play with your Loulou, Mama ! ».
But doesn’t the risk increase the pleasure ?
THE GUYS IN ALL THIS ?
You know me and it’s a subject that’s close to my heart, shall we say. So I was a little curious as to how the guys here do it.
Yeah, because us girls, when we touch each other, we don’t put it everywhere. At worst we wet our underwear a little bit, we stain the sheets a little bit, at the limit. But the boys, they have to get it out.
As for discretion, walking around with a roll of paper towels under your arm is not crazy… And no way, no way to bleach the blue sheets of the hostel.
While some manage to do it discreetly in bed, most take other options… And let’s just say it’s not a good idea to run the boys’ showers under blue light…
In my opinion, the shower must have drunk more semen than all the girls at the inn combined (me included!).
Others prefer to do it in the toilets. If the place is not the most feng shui, it offers, intimacy, toilet paper and the possibility to watch a good little movie with an elaborate scenario…
MASTURBATE IN THE Toilets, REALLY?
If there’s one place you can go alone and never be disturbed, it’s the toilets.
Personally, it’s not a place I’m attracted to doing it. Smells, the main purpose of the place, not definitely, that’s not where you’ll find me.
Well I can understand men, it’s a valid option, in certain situations…
WITH OR WITHOUT PORN?
So two options, in the shower without porn (unless some people have special techniques, in which case I’m a taker) or in bed with or without (or in the toilet, each to his own taste).
Well, I am rediscovering the pleasure of masturbating with only the stimulation of my thoughts. I am happy to realize that I am no longer dependent on porn to access my own orgasms.
In the beginning, I was struggling in the shower to stay focused on my desire without having a little movie to stimulate my most unavowable fantasies. Then I got into it, and found that my mind had far more imaginative resources than Pornhub.
So, yeah, Youporn, Pornhub, you name it, it’s good when you’re a little lazy. The story is already done (and what a story!), the pictures too. The body is stretched towards its goal, it’s fast and efficient.
The erotic/porn stories require a little more effort, but well there is only to warm up.
On the contrary, using one’s own mind takes more time and work. But it’s worth it. As far as I’m concerned, if the orgasm takes longer to come, it’s even more tasty and intense. No need to masturbate 5 times in a row, once is enough.
Besides, it can be useful when your partner can’t get you as aroused as you’d like…
WITH OR WITHOUT A DILDO?
Well, both, but not at the same time… I mean, if you’re very greedy…
Without debate, the Rabbit that I bought for myself at the end of 2019 is a little gem for my pleasure. Already it’s design, it’s soft to the touch, well curved. I think it’s a beautiful object, well it’s personal.
It’s not my Dildo, but it looks like it, image of the article from La Redoute
Anyway, it’s spectacularly effective. Few languages can rival its 10 indoor and outdoor modes and speeds. For novices, and especially men, it’s not to put in my two orifices! The large rod is inserted into the vagina and the small one vibrates very strongly on the clitoris.
So yes, it’s the safest way to have an orgasm… And mine is not the most elaborate. I can’t even imagine what it would be like with an even more technical model.
But it’s like with porn, being effective is good, but sometimes going back to the old good methods has its charm…
Yes, my fingers take longer, they’re slower, sometimes less precise. But the excitement of feeling by yourself, with your fingertips your own excitement rising, adds a little extra ingredient to the long awaited orgasm.
CONCLUSION…
Even if we say that we are never better served than by ourselves, we must admit that sharing a less solitary pleasure is perhaps the most pleasant solution …
Well, I got excited about it, and there’s nobody in my room…